“If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.”
“I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.”
“I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.”
“If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of Congress?”
“When you find yourself in a hole, quit digging.”
“Don’t let yesterday take up too much of today.”
