All I want is less to do, more time to do it and higher pay for not getting it done.
Better days are coming. They're called Saturday and Sunday.
Karen Salmansohn
Don't rush me. I'm waiting for the last minute.
Doing the job wrong fourteen times gives you job security.
Don't think of me as a boss. Think of me as a friend who is always right.
By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day.
Robert Frost
Economists are people who work with numbers but don't have the personality to be accountants.
Famous last words: 'I wish I had spent more time in the office.
Arnold Zack
Go the extra mile: it makes your boss look like an incompetent slacker.
Hang in there: retirement is only 30 years away!
Hard work never killed anyone but some of us don't like to take chances.
I always arrive late to work, but I make up for it by leaving early.
Charles Lamb
I love deadlines, especially the swooshing sound they make as they fly by.
Douglas Adams
I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.
I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm! This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people!
I work hard because millions on welfare depend upon me.
If you do a good job and work hard, you may get a job with a better company someday.
It sure does make the day long when you get to work on time!
Luck equals hard work plus luck.
William Chiriguayo
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.
A. A. Milne
Nothing makes me more productive than the last minute.
Of course I don't look busy...I did it right the first time!
People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.
Ogden Nash
Pride, commitment, teamwork--words we use to get you to work for free.
Science may never come up with a better office communications system than the coffee break.
Earl Wilson
Teamwork means never having to take all the blame yourself.
Some willing to work, the rest willing to let them.
Robert Frost
The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.
Robert Frost
The first myth of management is that it exists.
Robert Heller
The first 90% of a project takes 90% of the time, the last 10% takes the other 90% of the time.
The only thing wrong with doing nothing is that you never know when you're finished.
Nelson DeMille
The more time you spend in reporting on what you are doing, the less time you have to do anything. Stability is achieved when you spend all your time doing nothing but reporting on the nothing you are doing.
The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was.
There is no pleasure in having nothing to do; the fun is in having lots to do and not doing it.
Mary Wilson Little
There are two kinds of people: people who like their jobs and people who don't work here anymore.
